Man Sentenced To No Love After Burglary Attempt (Song: Air Supply - "All Out Of Love")

This burglar's probation is so tough, he's not even allowed to steal kisses.

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Man Allegedly Steals Beer After Claiming Dead Rat In Convenience Store Cooler

Investigators say Stoup, 26, entered the convenience store near midnight and walked into an area of the store known as a "beer cave." He came out carrying two cases of brewskis and complained about seeing a dead rat, Floriduh.com reported. READ HERE

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Thief swallows diamond ring

Ronald Perley attempted to steal a ring from a jewellers in Manchester, New Hampshire on Thursday (April 11), but security measures meant that the front doors locked before he could flee, according to WMUR.

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