Woman, Cuts Man After Sex (Song: Bryan Adams - "Cuts Like A Knife")

A Florida woman who police say took $100 in exchange for sex ran into the client the next day and allegedly slashed him with a knife.

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Two men agree to marry same woman (Song: Mary MacGregor ~ "Torn Between Two Lovers")

Two men have decided to marry the same woman after she refused to choose between them.

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Terry Ragland Diagnosed With 'Ghetto Booty' By Tennessee Doctor Timothy Sweo (Song: Elvis Presley, 'In The Ghetto')

Terry Ragland, a woman in Tennessee, was incensed after her doctor, Timothy Sweo, diagnosed the source of her severe lower back pain as "ghetto booty."

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Female free diver 'dances' with man-eating shark (Song: Johnny Rivers - "Slow Dancing Swayin To The Music")

Conservationist Julie Andersen 'dances' with a nine-foot oceanic whitetip in the crystal-clear waters off Cat Island in the Bahamas.

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Woman Arrested For Battery After Kissing Officer on Nose (Song: "As Time Goes By")

A Florida woman was arrested for battery of an officer after kissing him on the nose against his will, the Manatee County Sheriff's Office said.

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Tampa Woman Swallows $5,000 Diamond

A diamond worth $5,000 was accidentally swallowed by an 80-year-old woman in Tampa, Fla., while she attended the Tampa Woman’s Club’s 65th annual Fashionllia event.

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Kansas woman greeted by circus tiger in bathroom

A Kansas woman who was taking a bathroom break Saturday during the Isis Shrine Circus in Salinas says she came face to face with an escaped tiger when she opened the bathroom doo

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Woman climbs Mount Everest twice in one week

A Nepalese sherpa has been recognized by Guinness World Records as the first woman to climb Mount Everest twice in one season.

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Woman addicted to growing her hair has 21ft-long locks

A woman from the US hasn't cut her hair in 25 years.

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Woman Allegedly Calls 911 To Ask For Cigarettes

A Texas woman wanted to make sheriff's deputies the butt of a joke, but she picked the wrong audience when she called 911 to have cigarettes delivered to her home.

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Woman can't sleep because she can't stop hearing 50's hit: 'How much is that doggie in the window?'

A woman has endured three years of sleepless nights after being plagued by a rare illness which means she hears novelty 50's hit 'How Much is that Doggie in the Window?' continuously every day.

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Woman evicted from home for hoarding 300 rats

A woman in Wisconsin has been evicted from her home in Wisconsin for keeping 300 rats in her trailer.

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Doc gifts dildo to woman with sore shoulder

A young woman in Ludvika in central Sweden went to the doctor complaining of a sore shoulder but instead of receiving care for her sore limb she was invited to his home and given a sex toy as a present.

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Painted ladies: Girls covered in graffiti spark new craze

Trend for tagging women's bare bodies with street art becomes internet sensation

Thousands of girls upload photos of themselves with graffiti scribbled across breasts, buttocks and backs


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Woman's thumb bitten off during argument

A Florida woman no longer has her left thumb after her boyfriend bit it off while driving her to work.


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Woman quits job to make vodka, bacon lollipops

A woman has quit her job to focus on producing an unusual selection of lollipops.


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Kentucky Burglar Caught Smuggling Heroin Syringes In Vagina

The routine search of a Kentucky arrestee turned prickly Monday when a jail employee detected something hidden in an unexpected place.

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Mother of 6 forced to wear ‘I Made a Fool Out of Myself’ sign after school bus battery

A central Georgia judge gave the woman a choice: Wear a sign proclaiming that she was a fool or spend four weekends in jail.

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Mum hit on the head by starfish falling out of the sky

She thought someone had thrown a ball at her head then looked at her feet and saw it was a bright orange starfish that was still alive

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Salvation Army Bell Ringing Driving Woman Mad

Ring Them Bells--Not! Salvation Army Noise Complaint


A New Hampshire woman has called the cops on the Salvation Army. Her complaint? Loud bell-ringing.

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