Woman, Cuts Man After Sex (Song: Bryan Adams - "Cuts Like A Knife")

A Florida woman who police say took $100 in exchange for sex ran into the client the next day and allegedly slashed him with a knife.

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Elysium Space Will Bury You In Earth Orbit For Less Than $2K (Song: David Bowie - "Space Oddity")

The public's fascination with outer space travel has just beamed up a notch in what some might call a morbid manner.

A new startup company called Elysium Space is taking orders to send your cremated remains (or those of any dearly departed) into Earth orbit for just under $2,000. Reservations are currently accepted for next summer's first "memorial spaceflight" launch from Cape Canaveral, Fla.

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Woman Arrested For Battery After Kissing Officer on Nose (Song: "As Time Goes By")

A Florida woman was arrested for battery of an officer after kissing him on the nose against his will, the Manatee County Sheriff's Office said.

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Hungry alligator gatecrashes riverside picnic in Florida

The irresistible smell of freshly-cooked burgers was enough to tempt this hungry alligator out of the water for a quick bite to eat.

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Teacher suspended for touching female student with a banana

Florida Teacher Suspended For Banana-Touching Incident With Female Student

A Florida high school teacher was suspended for three days without pay for touching a female student with a banana.

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Man Told Deputies 'Peace, Love And Happiness' After Stealing Car

Deputies in Flagler County, Fla. say that 39-year-old Sean Allen Mulligan rambled about "peace, love and happiness" while under arrest for grand theft auto, according to an arrest report obtained by the Daytona News-Journal.

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Tampa Woman Swallows $5,000 Diamond

A diamond worth $5,000 was accidentally swallowed by an 80-year-old woman in Tampa, Fla., while she attended the Tampa Woman’s Club’s 65th annual Fashionllia event.

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Chicken Church: Florida's Church By The Sea Gives World The Bird, Attracts Hundreds

A congregation in Florida is crying fowl after pictures of its chapel made the Internet rounds this week for an unholy reason: the building looks like a chicken.

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Pumpkin Vandals Terrorize Florida Neighborhood

Officials in East Naples, Fla., are hoping to squash a marauding band of vandals who are frightening locals and destroying property by using pumpkins as their weapon of choice. ... READ MORE


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Restaurant Allegedly Cooks Rats

Allegations that a Vietnamese restaurant cooks vermin have the business' owner "rat"-led.

WTSP reports, in the video above, that Thuy Cafe in St. Petersburg, Fla. cooks rats, according to an anonymous complaint. Those accusations are vehemently denied by the restaurant's management.

The complaint claims employees were capturing rats from the roof and garbage dumpster and cleaning the rodents before cooking them in a tin shack behind the restaurant.

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Man Says His Truck Was Stolen and Returned with Woman's Dead Body

Miami police are investigating a bizarre murder mystery in which a Florida man says the body of woman found on his property was dumped there by an unknown suspect who stole his truck.

Police in the Miami suburb of Homestead were called early Monday morning by Jesus Rodriguez to report his pickup truck was stolen.

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