California teacher accused of having student's baby (Song: Paul Anka and Odia Coates "(You're) Having My Baby")

Police have arrested a Southern California high school teacher two weeks after she allegedly gave birth to a student's baby.

Read Full Story Here


OUR SONG RESPONSE:




............

Teacher suspended for touching female student with a banana

Florida Teacher Suspended For Banana-Touching Incident With Female Student

A Florida high school teacher was suspended for three days without pay for touching a female student with a banana.

Read here

 I SAY ...

Teacher fined for pointing out cleavage with pencil

A German teacher who warned one of her teenage students about her provocative clothing has been fined for sticking a pencil down the girl's cleavage to make her point.


READ FULL STORY

I say ...

Girls badly sunburned when school requires doctor's note for sunscreen

FROM OUR DUMB AND DUMBER FILES: 

School district policy on sunscreen questioned after two girls burned

A Tacoma, Wash., mom is seeing red after her fair-skinned daughters returned home from school severely sunburned.

Violet and Zoe Michener were outside for five hours during the school's year-end 'Field Day, and when they returned home, they had burns and blisters, according to Jesse Michener. They appeared to be in so much pain that she had to take them to a local hospital for treatment.

The school district's policy only allows for sunscreen to be applied when the student has a signed doctor's note giving the okay, because the district considers sunscreen a medication. Dan Voelpel, a spokesman for Tacoma School District, cited additives that cause allergic reactions as a reason for the policy. ... READ FULL STORY HERE

ORIGINAL STORY HERE

I SAY ...



THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS STORY. THE SAD PART IS THAT THE DUMB PEOPLE MAKING THESE POLICIES ARE THE SAME PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR CHILDREN'S EDUCATION. IT'S A CASE OF THE DUMB CREATING THE DUMBER.

..