Moped driver injured by scattered spuds on German road

Running into thousands of potatoes scattered across the road is the last thing you expect to find when going out for a spin.

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Meet the wolfman! Man who is so close to his pack of 29 wolves they eat meat from his mouth

Werner Freund, 79, has raised more than 70 wolves on his sanctuary in Merzig, Germany

To maintain his alpha male position in the pack, he ensure he always feeds first

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Pumpkin paddlers punt for vegetable victory

2011 PUMPKIN RACE

Possibly the world’s most eco-friendly boat race took place in southern Germany on Sunday, with the participants paddling giant pumpkins – and dining on the scooped out insides of their vessels afterwards.

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Motorist banned from driving Flintstones car on German roads

A motorist's bid to begin driving a replica of Fred Flintstone's footmobile has been foiled after German police ruled his Stone Age vehicle was too unsafe to take for a spin.

It was a case of 'Yabba Dabba Don't' for Flintstones nut Sebastian Trager after police banned his custom built motor from German roads.

Featuring a wooden frame design and leopard print seat covers, engineer Trager built the model using the chassis of a Volkswagen Polo.

There's no need for Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble's pedal power however, with the modern adaptation of the Flintmobile boasting a 1.3 litre engine hidden under the front roller.

Trager's bid to make his vehicle legally roadworthy hit the skids after German police ruled that the vehicle was too unsafe to be driven on public roads.

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Vibrator mistaken for burglar by police

Police in Germany have mistaken a vibrator for a burglar after a call reported a drill-like noise.

The homeowner complained of a noise at 11pm on Sunday which, he claimed, sounded like a burglar breaking in with a power drill.

He added that the vibrations were so powerful that they were making the tiles in his kitchen shake, reports Die Welt.

Police were called to the house in Bochum, and on inspection they tracked down the buzzing noise to a shared basement.

There, they found a vibrator which had fallen off a shelf, turned itself on and landed on a pipe.

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Vibrator causes police to break into flat

Loud noise from a vibrator has caused German police to break into an empty flat.

A neighbor in Berlin contacted officers after complaining of an electric drill in the middle of the night. The vibrator had switched itself on, according to German newspaper Berlin Kurier.

"You could hear the noise out on the street," claimed another neighbor.

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THESE VIBRATORS ARE BECOMING A NUISANCE. IT'S TIME WE REMOVE THEIR POWER SOURCE AFTER WE FINISH PLEASURING OUR GENITALS. WE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES THAT GO OFF.