Truck spews mash potato over highway causing traffic chaos - Song: "Mashed Potato Time" - Dee Dee Sharp

Lorry spews mash potato over dual carriageway causing traffic chaos

This accident took place in Yorkshire near Castle Howard stately home, with police and fire service crews attending the incident.

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Moped driver injured by scattered spuds on German road

Running into thousands of potatoes scattered across the road is the last thing you expect to find when going out for a spin.

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MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD WHILE DEMONSTRATING ‘HOW IT’S DONE’

A South Carolina man is dead after police say he shot himself in the head with a revolver while demonstrating the correct way to do it, WPDE reports.

 Horry County police say the incident occurred at around 2:50 a.m. in the morning Friday at the man’s Conway home.

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Woman accidentally swallows butter knife

A 30-year old woman was taken to the emergency room after accidentally swallowing a butter knife, the New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM) reported.

The woman, who had a history of bulimia, was attempting to show her friends that she no longer had a gag reflex.

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Tavares Colbert Shot Himself In Genitals, Got Arrested

Saturday was a bad day for Tavares Donnell Colbert. The 36-year-old Oklahoma man accidentally shot himself in the genitals, and then got arrested for it, The Weekly Vice reported.

Cops met up with Colbert -- a convicted drug dealer out of Watonga -- at a hospital at about 9 a.m. Colbert allegedly told officers that he found the gun somewhere in Kansas and had plans to sell it at a convenience store.

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HE SHOULD GIVE UP GUN AND DRUG DEALING. HE'S NOT VERY GOOD AT EITHER.


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